Meet The Cajonez

When founding Cajonez members, Swaggy Doo and Doctor Freeze, met in the Spring of 2015, they were of course immediately suspicious, apprehensive and incredulous toward one another (and still are today). But when the two of them discovered they could harmonize in a key unknown to man, they both knew, without a doubt that The Rolling Cajonez were destined to be born…

And they haven’t looked back since!

Shortly after meeting Swaggy and Doc during Catholic Mass at the Church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart Of Jesus, located somewhere in Los Angeles, California, Razor joined the team, kicking the group into overdrive.

Adding to the line up, just as Lou Gehrig was to Wally Pipp, the forth Cajone, Timo, was originally called in to substitute for our former bass player, who was in a slump. But Timo never left. He’s a piece of cake compared to his brother, The Tasmanian Devil.

And rounding out the line up is JC Blade, the bands multi-instrumentalist on saxophone, keyboards and guitar.

NOW THE TRAIN KEEPS A ROLLIN’ ALL NIGHT LONG! 


Spic Swagger (Lead Vocals)

Born and raised in East LA, and a plumber by trade, “The Swag” is often referred to as “the most interesting man in Gilbert” by those who know and love him best.

DON’T LET SWAGGER’S SIZE INTIMIDATE YOU! This humble and lovable Chicano will charm the socks off of you, belt ’em out like the best… PLUS fix your leaky pipes to boot!


Razor (Guitar & Vocals)

While the razor (a bladed tool primarily used in the removal of unwanted body hair) has been in existence since before the Bronze Age…

OUR RAZOR DON’T NEED NO STINKING BLADE!

This soft spoken (when he hasn’t been drinking too much), straight outta New York, Puerto Rican’s loud and aggressive guitar playing style will blow your hair off and leave you thinking to yourself, “That was fucking cool!”


Doctor Freeze (Drums & Vocals)

There is little agreement among experts on how large the tenderloin must be to differentiate a T-bone steak from a porterhouse.

But there’s no disagreement that The Freeze’s drumming style is a driving force behind the Cajonez’ notorious “Classics with a KICK” reputation.

This Philadelphian transplant will drink you under the table and still beat the shit out of his drums all night without missing a beat!


JC Sax a.k.a “The Blade” the bands multi-instrumentalist who was raised on the mean streets of Gilbert, Arizona is an integral part of The Cojones sound.

Not only does The Blade play a mean saxophone, he also plays a bad ass keyboard and rounds it all out on his ridiculous looking BC Rich guitar from time to time.

As a bonus, he can sing Hocus Pocus By Focus like nobody’s business!


Tim O’Teo (Bass & Vocals)

Timoteo Roberto Antonio Romero hails from the Great Pacific Northwest where there’s no shortage of tree huggers and hippies. But he ain’t one of ’em. He’s not woke, and he’s still a pig!

Moving to Arizona was a bit of a culture shock for this Irish-Spaniard at first. But meeting and joining up with the Cajonez has made it all worth while.

Don’t stare at his curly locks or bass playing for too long though. Or you may become mesmerized, and your face might turn to stone!